My Shit Life So Far
by Frankie Boyle | 
The Bedwetter
by Sarah Silverman | 
Don't Tell Mum I Work on the Rigs, She Thinks I'm a Piano Player in a Whorehouse
by Paul Carter | 
Miss America
by Howard Stern | 
Groucho And Me
by Groucho Marx |
Is It Just Me?
by Miranda Hart | 
I Shouldn't Even Be Doing This!
by Bob Newhart | 
Private Parts
by Howard Stern |
Back Story
by David Mitchell | 
Peace Work
by Spike Milligan | 
If You Ask Me
by Betty White | 
Assholes Finish First
by Tucker Max |
Life and Laughing
by Michael McIntyre | 
I'm the One That I Want
by Margaret Cho |
Don't Shoot, It's Only Me
by Bob Hope | 
Dry
by Augusten Burroughs | 
The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid
by Bill Bryson | 
My Mother Was Nuts
by Penny Marshall | 
The Last Black Unicorn
by Tiffany Haddish | 
Born Standing Up
by Steve Martin |
You know him from the hit A&E show "Duck Dynasty" - now you can enjoy Uncle Si's tall tales, crazy exploits, and quirky one-liners in one raucous collection! - ??These hands are so fast, I can get your wallet before you know it. In a minute, you - ??ll be standing there buck naked and won - ??t know what hit you! - ? - - ??Look here - ??if it wasn - ??t for my tripped knee, I - ??d be playing in the NBA today. - ? - - ??Hey, Jack! - ? - Any of these sound familiar? If they do - ??or even if they don - ??t - ??you - ??re in for a good laugh. The brother of patriarch Phil Robertson, Uncle Si has a limitless supply of stories about his childhood, duck hunting adventures, his days in Vietnam, and everything in between. Now the best of those tales are gathered into this roaring book. And as Uncle Si recounts his outlandish tales, he weaves in an up-close look into his personal life. You'll learn about his childhood as the youngest son in the Robertson family, his college days, and how he came to use a green Tupperware cup for his ever-present tea.. And in many of these never-before-heard tales, Si openly talks about his wife Christine and two children, Scott and Trasa - ??who are never seen and rarely mentioned on the show. Sure to please die-hard fans and curious newbies alike, Si's one-liners are presented alongside fun, expressive photographs, as well as photos of his family. As you learn about his behind-the-scenes life, this smattering of zany stories will have you falling over with laughter and retelling them to all your friends.