The Sound of Trumpets
by John Mortimer | 
Hanging Up
by Delia Ephron | 
Hunting Unicorns
by Bella Pollen | 
Raney
by Clyde Edgerton | 
Pigeon Pie
by Nancy Mitford | 
Titmuss Regained
by John Mortimer | 
Masters of Atlantis
by Charles Portis | 
Polar
by T. R. Pearson | 
The Best Awful
by Carrie Fisher | 
Lord Vishnu's Love Handles
by Will Clarke | 
The Ask
by Sam Lipsyte | 
Norwood
by Charles Portis | 
The Tetherballs of Bougainville
by Mark Leyner | 
The Extra Man
by Jonathan Ames | 
My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist
by Mark Leyner |
The Fairy Gunmother
by Daniel Pennac | 
Riotous Assembly
by Tom Sharpe | 
Indecent Exposure
by Tom Sharpe | 
Missing Links
by Rick Reilly |
The Year of the Hare
by Arto Paasilinna |
Life on The Scheme is like being in a feather bed. You've got your full uniform provided, cups of tea and sandwiches, the odd comfy snooze in a lay-by while you wait to clock off, and a healthy weekly wage. And all you've got to do is turn up for work! But it could all so easily come to an end.